Sarah and I are coming up on our first anniversary. It feels like this year has been crazy long. Not in a “Jesus God…this is worse than Chinese water torture” but in a “how did we cram 10 pounds of crap in a 5 pound bag?” kinda way. We’ve done a whole bunch, between all [...]
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Today, I sold my wife’s engagement ring on e-bay. I wanted to jot down the history so I wouldn’t forget… I knew she wanted white gold…and had a 5 1/2 ring size. That was about it. I also knew I was limited on budget. So I called my sister…who is a pawn shop queen. I [...] If you have read this site before, you know I have a 7 year old. He is every bit “my son”, and I love him with all my heart. Sarah and I are very lucky that we have had no complications with Tony. Jack was the third attempt at a child for my ex-wife and [...] My wife and I went to the movies tonight…A TUESDAY!!! Yes, it’s true. She made a fabulous dinner of pork chops and rice, and away we went. We saw “Superbad“, which we enjoyed. It wasn’t as good as “Knocked Up”, but it was really well done. I identified with one of the leads, so the [...] Wow…So, tonight’s Super Nanny hit me hard. The mom had 2 older boys from a previous relationship, and 3 more together. The parents never should have had more children. They said they started having major issues just months after they moved in together. They never talked to each other, only blamed each other for downfalls [...] So…Embarrassing moments of pregnancy. I’ve touched on it before. I finally have one for Sarah. Flatulence…that was the start. Usually a 3rd grade level humor….or guys in an elevator…but still, usually not something that would cause what happened next. “Even Shelby heard that” says Sarah. Shelby’s our smelly, deaf cat who was standing at ground [...] What do you do with an anniversary deferred? Ok, so Langston was alittle more poetic than I am…just alittle. My first marriage was August 12, 1995. I hate that sentence…”my first marriage”. It sounds like I’m revving up for 12 more. I was married for 9 years. Marriage is something I do not take lightly. [...] Doin’ it. The ole bump and grind. The horizontal tango. Playing the piano. Making whoopee. Whatever you call it, if you have a child, you have had sex. There are volumes of books on sex, which last I checked, causes pregnancy, but sex during pregnancy is usually just a comic note. Dane Cook, talks about [...] Does anyone else get pissed watching Super Nanny? I really think people should have to take a parenting test. This episode has a 4 year old with no social skills and the mouth of a sailor, and a 10 year old that is in desperate need of attention from his parents or at least some [...] Let me be dorky for a post. I love my wife. She is an amazing woman. I remember the first time I saw her. She glowed. Every time I’m near her I feel this energy that makes me want to be a better me. Growing up and in college I read a lot of Piers [...] |
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