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We were doing some Christmas shopping, the 8 year old and I, and just chatting about this and that. We were having a good time. We were commenting on things as we passed them in the store. “You think Sarah would like this neck massager?” “No, she doesn’t like the message stuff.” [...] 67 in a 45. That’s the first ticket I have gotten in 15 years. I was speeding…guilty. I was having an argument with my ex- in my head and late to rehearsal for a show I was directing…but all that aside, I was speeding. In order to keep the points from going on my [...] WELLINGTON (Reuters) – One of the last shipments to a U.S. research base in Antarctica before the onset of winter darkness was a year’s supply of condoms, a New Zealand newspaper reported Monday. Bill Henriksen, the manager of the McMurdo base station, said nearly 16,500 condoms were delivered last month and would be made available, [...] Turning 36. What does that buy me? Let’s see…at 15 got my permit, 16 my license, 18 could vote and smoke, 21 alchol, 25 rent a car…um…what other milestones are their except getting older? AARP? Social Security?Depends? Anyway, today was great. I had lunch with my awesome wife. We then closed on our house. [...] I am the middle of the night feeding pro in the house. Sarah gets up early, so she takes care of the butt crack of dawn feeding. But if you read this you know that already. Last night Tony was a little…well…awake. He talks to himself when he wakes up, or grunts. So by [...] TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – They’re proudly displayed by any self-respecting bull, but dangling big metal ones on the back end of a truck could be banned in Florida. Metal replicas of bull testicles have become trendy bumper ornaments in some parts of the Sunshine State, but state Sen. Carey Baker is campaigning to ban the orbs. [...] I’m feeling better…thank (insert deity here). It was nasty. I have little energy…but I have kept food in. Tony’s doing much better…but hasn’t pooped since his last nasty diaper yesterday morning. We’re waiting… It’s a Jack weekend. We had bet Sarah to the house. She and Tony came in and we started discussing our [...] I was very excited. After weeks of trying to come up with a vanity tag, I had it. “Sneetch” I love the Sneetches. Most people who know the story alittle think that the Sneetchs are creatures who can’t be taught. Then, when every last cent of their money was spent, the Fix-It-Up-Chappie packed up and [...] A few weeks ago Tony and I were up for one of our nightly feedings. (yes I would eat too…a practice I have stopped) Anyway, he was almost asleep, and I stood up to take him to bed, figuring I would have to do some swaying, patting, and humming. As I stood up, I guess [...] |
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