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So my wife posted her “list” a couple days ago. It’s good to know who I have to watch out for. Egon…I knew that guy was a player… So it got me thinking. Who’s on my “list”. I hesitate at this point, because I feel uncomfortable putting my list out there for my wife to [...] I saw this in a church I was working at and had to send it in… moar funny pictures She got home…and realized her dress, during her nap, had dropped down on one side to expose one of her sweater puppies. She did have a bra one, so it wasn’t extremely pornographic, but she had been showing one of the girls to everyone who passed by. [...] I have a thing for “s” names…I guess. The 3 great loves of my adult life all had names that begin with “s”. So…you might ask…is that a pun? This is more of a warning. I remember it happening with my ex-wife. We were having an argument. It was just probably a year [...] I screwed up. I’d like to blame it all on my son’s seeming inability to focus on simple task, like looking up and writing definitions for 20 vocab words, but I started it. We got home last night and Jack had afore mentioned definitions and 30 minutes of reading to do. That was all. [...] We had Jack for the weekend. Saturday was one of those days that was cold but sunny. About half way through the day Sarah took the Binja over to popie and nonna (is that right? I’m trying to figure out what he’s supposed to call the grandparents). So the idea was formed, and I’m not [...] My wife, the avid blogger, beat me to the punch on this post, but It is so good of a story, I need to tell my half. I pick up Jack around 12:30 on New Years day. We are heading home and stop to get gas. My phone rings. “Um…Where is the carpet [...] At least texting during reality shows does. Here’s the set up. Sarah and I are watching “Mama’s Boys” on NBC last night. If you don’t know, this is a show where a group of single women…anywhere from surgical students to Penthouse models…are bidding for the affections of 3 self proclaimed momma boys. The twist [...] |
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